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Project Abstract:
	This is my perverse apology. In a moment of poor judgment I had sex on my roommate Alex's bed. To be specific, it was Saturday, March 6th at approximately one PM, two times. He noticed the bag of (not yet used) condoms haphazardly placed on his desk two days later. He called me (I was at this point vacationing in Boston) curiously asking how a mysterious bag could have mysteriously appeared while no one was home. I at first played ignorant and denied all knowledge of the bag. Realizing how guilty I appeared, a second call revealed to Alex that, "I had been looking for a Macromedia Director Help Guide in his room and must have dropped the bag while searching." He immediately smelled the lie and waited an entire week for me to return. At the most opportune time (I was thoroughly upset after the breakup of myself and the anonymous other involved in the incident) Alex asked me in a cool deadpan, "Dude, did you fuck on my bed?" With nowhere to run I admitted my wrongdoing and asked forgiveness. In the weeks that followed I orchestrated the design and distribution of apology postcards unbeknownst to Alex. Upon receiving the earliest cards he was shocked at the concept and found it hard to believe I could manifest such a project in such a covert way. Our daily ritual now involves laughing at the day's better cards; however, Alex refuses to fully indulge his sense of humor and forgive me wholly.
Alex's Statement:
	from: alex@valueneutral.com -- i'm a 19 y/o male looking for an apartment and roommate(s) to share it with on or around the avenue of the arts, philadelphia. looking to move sometime in august. i'm very laid back and easy to get along with and you will find that i have my shit very much together. pets are ok, especially dogs. must have own bed to pummel on. if you are interested in signing a new lease (or have a reasonable existing lease) with a very chill guy please get in touch. thanks.